Adam and Eve: Takes a "byte" out of your
Macintosh.
AT&T: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you're getting.
MCI: Every three minutes it tells you you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Government Economist: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
Texas: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
Federal Bureaucrat: Divides your hard disk
into hundreds of little units, each of which
does practically nothing. But all of them
claim to be the most important part of your
computer.
Congress: Your computer locks up, splitting
the screen in two with a message appearing on
each side blaming the other half for the
problem.
Airline: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
PBS: Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.
Health Care: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.
Ted Turner: Colorizes your monochrome
monitor.
See also:
How Much is Enough?
Stealth Bomber: The Computer Virus Writer
A Virus By Any Other Name...
Common Viruses
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